Binecom bafflingly invests heavily in the return of the cassette tape.
Binecom, known for technical innovation and a giant library of gadgets spanning over sixty years, has recently spent millions on a new facility producing… cassette tapes. The decision comes after a corporate retreat in the Arizona desert, thought to secretly offer Ayahuasca “treatments” for their corporate clients. Spokesperson Jim at Binecom tells the Gateway Report, “We feel good about the decision and think we’ll be surprising everyone 6 months from now. Time will tell.”
The technology behind cassettes might be well established, but most commercial use ended in the early 2000’s, causing many investors and tech enthusiasts to question this move.