Thursday, January 2 2025
The Terror of The Payday Gang
The Terror of The Payday Gang
The recent crime wave is no accident; it’s the work of a single, organized criminal gang.... Read More
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Thursday, January 2 2025
The Terror of The Payday Gang
Wednesday, October 30 2024
Crafting Chaos: The Skunk Gun Crime Wave Strikes NYC
Crafting Chaos: The Skunk Gun Crime Wave Strikes NYC
In a strange turn of events, the cost of resin has skyrocketed as criminals craft skunk-shaped guns, an affront to safety and olfactory senses.... Read More
Friday, September 6 2024
Former Employee Files Lawsuit Against SCB, Alleging Bank Stole Her Lunch Every Friday
Former Employee Files Lawsuit Against SCB, Alleging Bank Stole Her Lunch Every Friday
In a bizarre legal twist, ex-employee Samantha Conor is suing SCB Bank, accusing the institution of repeatedly stealing her lunch every Friday. Read More
Thursday, September 5 2024
Andrew Kang for President? Scry Digital Stock Surges, But Not for the Reason You’d Expect
Andrew Kang for President? Scry Digital Stock Surges, But Not for the Reason You’d Expect
In a surprising twist that has left political pundits and investors scratching their heads, Congressman James D. Carter recently hinted in an interview that the infamous CEO of Scry Digital, Andrew Kang, might be eyeing a run for president. Read More
Wednesday, August 14 2024
Judge Maintains Hardline on Crime
Judge Maintains Hardline on Crime
Judge Green's tough sentencing in the wake of NYC's recent crime wave has sparked growing controversy and speculation about his potential move into politics. Read More
Saturday, June 29 2024
From Gold to Lead for NYPD
From Gold to Lead for NYPD
The 52nd precinct was recently given the dubious honor of safekeeping large quantities of impounded gold.... Read More
Tuesday, June 11 2024
AI Surveillance – An Infringement on Our Integrity?
AI Surveillance – An Infringement on Our Integrity?
With the recent uptick in artificial intelligence, the technology has now gnawed its way into public spaces – and our integrity.... Read More
Wednesday, May 22 2024
A Golden Opportunity for Soon Defunct Bronx Police Station
A Golden Opportunity for Soon Defunct Bronx Police Station
As the result of a raid on a Brooklyn gold investment firm, the 51st precinct of the NY police has seized what they refer to as “a truckload” of gold.”... Read More
Wednesday, May 22 2024
Enough to make you Scry
Enough to make you Scry
Following the bold daylight raid by armed assailants against the Scry Digital NYC data center last year, CEO Andrew Kang has doubled down on his commitment to AI-based security solutions.... Read More