In a story that screams, “please no,” a Gixell board member has single-handedly set back workplace respect by a solid decade with some of the most uncomfortable dance moves ever witnessed in public. The scene unfolded at Neon Cradle, the kind of club where inhibitions and good decisions go to die, as a middle-aged man decided to take a woman’s silence as an invitation to show off his “moves” (if we can call them that).
According to witnesses, the man approached the woman mumbling something incomprehensible—likely his résumé—and proceeded to launch into a dance that could best be described as a midlife crisis in motion. The woman, visibly cringing, tried her best to act like she wasn’t there. Spoiler: it didn’t work.
The cherry on top? His occasional interjection of “nice moves, right?” as if his awkward gyrations were somehow meant to impress. The answer, as confirmed by everyone in the vicinity, was a resounding no.
Naturally, the internet caught wind of the incident, thanks to a fellow club-goer who snapped a picture and sent it straight to The Gateway Report. Security eventually stepped in and escorted the man out, but the damage was done. The real casualty here, though? Gixell’s stock price, which is now tanking faster than the board member’s dignity.