Tuesday, June 25 2024
Story by Stefan Laurence,

All dogs, no dudes – what’s up with Hawt Dawgh?

Mystery surrounds New York as the hot dog people seems to have vanished into thin air.

The Hawt Dawgh hotdog stands are a staple of the New York scenery. Their mustard and ketchup colors stand out in the often gray cityscape of our beloved city.

However, everything is not well with the Hawt Dawgh family. As many New Yorkers have remarked lately, the Hawt Dawgh carts are mostly unmanned. Yes, most of the firm’s hot dog carts have been abandoned by their owners. The only patrons are the daring few who don’t seem to wonder what might have happened to the food while they weren’t watching and who don’t mind serving themselves potentially tainted food.

The details of the apparent falling out between the Hawt Dawgh Corporation and its cart operators are currently unknown. In fact, the Gateway Report has been unable to locate any of the former cart operators, the Hawt Dawg Company has refused to answer any questions regarding its seemingly missing operators.

To our knowledge, no automation technology or AI used in any Hawt Dawgh hotdog stands, leaving us confused and with a notepad full of questions and no answers. Where did the Hawt Doggers go? Who’s refilling the carts? How are there still customers willing to eat what amounts to hotdogs abandoned on the streets of NYC? Why won’t the Hawt Dawgh Corporation respond to any questions? Why can’t we find any of the former cart operators?

If you have any information on what might be happening at the Hawt Dawgh Corp, please contact the Gateway Report. Rewards available.