Saturday, September 14 2024
GenSec Guard Finds Missing Woman Lost In Cargo Dock, Praised for Bravery
In a twist no one saw coming, a GenSec guard at Roger Wilson Cargo Terminal became an unlikely hero after discovering a woman who had been lost for two months—while just trying to find a restroom.... Read More
Friday, September 13 2024
Almendia Driver Carries Load… Of Pleasure
In an unexpected turn of events, an Almendia delivery driver was caught using his work van for more than just deliveries.... Read More
Thursday, September 12 2024
Man Dies From Diamond Grills, Proving Once Again That Luxury Kills
In a twist no one saw coming (except maybe the cynics), a man tragically died while wearing diamond grills, generously provided by IDE.... Read More
Tuesday, September 10 2024
Tech Company Rydfly Refuses to Address “Possessed” Bluetooth Speakers
In a shocking turn of events, tech giant Rydfly is staying suspiciously silent amid a flood of complaints about their latest product, “The Big Bang” Bluetooth speaker.... Read More
Tuesday, July 23 2024
Missing Cat Spotted in Alleyway
Erwin, the cat that went missing and became famous from his wanted poster a few months back, has been spotted near Ashton Fine Jewelry store.... Read More
Tuesday, June 25 2024
All dogs, no dudes – what’s up with Hawt Dawgh?
Mystery surrounds New York as the hot dog people seems to have vanished into thin air.... Read More