In a shocking turn of events, tech giant Rydfly is staying suspiciously silent amid a flood of complaints about their latest product, “The Big Bang” Bluetooth speaker.
The product, hailed as the next big thing in audio innovation, has instead become the next big thing in… paranormal activity? Customers report bizarre happenings, with the speaker playing music on its own, ignoring user commands, and, most unsettlingly, talking back. One user swears they heard whispered words like “drills” and “guards,” though it’s unclear whether the speaker was plotting a hardware store heist or merely offering cryptic life advice. Rydfly has, of course, chosen the time-honored corporate strategy of pretending none of this is happening. As investors jump ship and customers stock up on holy water, the company’s official stance remains as silent as their speaker should be.