Monday, September 9 2024
Story by Stefan Laurence,

Mayhem Caused by Crime Sprees a “Smashing” Success for Flatkeep

While New York crumbles, Flatkeep is cashing in on the chaos.

By now, New Yorkers must treat the sound of gunfire and explosions like background noise, but for construction company Flatkeep, it’s music to their ears. The city’s ongoing crime sprees have turned destruction into a lucrative business model.

With the NYPD, Scry Digital, and Secure Capital Bank all suffering repeated blows to their walls and floors—not to mention SCB’s ongoing sprinkler-induced water damage—Flatkeep is laughing all the way to the bank. Thermite smoke? Bring it on.

In a twist of fate, Flatkeep’s success is directly tied to the city’s downfall. They’re more slammed with work than ever, happily patching up what will inevitably be destroyed again tomorrow.