Gold & Sharke dives into new waters, offering insurance for both gold and, well, sharks.
The bank giant, that also offers insurance, has announced their latest offering: insurance for both gold and pet sharks. Yes, really.
“We like to think outside the box—and sometimes, inside the fish tank,” said Vincento Heavenberg, Head of Insurance. “If our clients want shark insurance, we’re here to make it happen. We don’t ask why.”
And the market? Loving it. Investors are already diving in (pun intended), and shares are surging as people scramble to protect their valuables and, apparently, their finned friends. Move over, basic life insurance—this is the future.