In a surprising yet oddly predictable turn of events, BineCom CEO Calvin Crooks has called it quits with musician and influencer Sabrina Longwood after a brief three-month marriage.
In an exclusive interview with Obsessing Over Famous People (OOFP), Crooks revealed his reason for the split: “I don’t have time for love anymore—I need to make sure BineCom becomes a household name.”
Because, apparently, building a tech empire is incompatible with marital bliss. But just as Calvin was positioning himself as a workaholic hero, Sabrina took to the social media platform “MeChannel” with a bombshell video titled “Here’s the Real Truth,” which has already racked up 4.8 million views. According to Sabrina, the breakup had less to do with Calvin’s undying devotion to BineCom and more to do with his unique post-wedding hobbies.
“All he wanted to do was watch my feet while listening to Bluegrass,” she claimed, in what can only be described as the most bewildering accusation of the year.
Calvin, true to form, has chosen not to dignify the foot-fetish-and-folk-music scandal with a response, instead doubling down on his efforts to make BineCom the next big thing in tech. Meanwhile, experts suggest that the divorce might just give BineCom’s stock a little extra boost, proving once again that in the world of business, even bizarre personal scandals can be bullish.