Because reading about celebrities doing silly things is entertaining.
Monday, September 16 2024
Robert Banks Signs 10-year Contract To Voice Quantz Tech
Ever want to get more of known drug-fiend Robert Banks in your life? Me neither, but here we go.... Read More
Saturday, September 14 2024
Yung Gold-Chain Changes Name to Yung Gold-Sharke, Shamelessly Courts Bank Sponsorship
In a move that’s equal parts genius and utterly shameless, rapper Yung Gold-Chain has officially rebranded himself as Yung Gold-Sharke—all in a transparent attempt to become an official partner with Gold & Sharke.... Read More
Saturday, September 14 2024
Wixia Launches VR Headset, Instant Catastrophe
In what can only be described as a tech disaster, Wixia—the same company once caught mining crypto through innocent-looking screensavers (and hilariously paying off their lawsuit in crypto)—has now flopped with their latest venture: the Wixia Immersio VR headset.... Read More
Tuesday, September 10 2024
BineCom CEO Calvin Crooks Divorces Influencer Wife, Chooses Corporate Glory Over Love (and Feet)
In a surprising yet oddly predictable turn of events, BineCom CEO Calvin Crooks has called it quits with musician and influencer Sabrina Longwood after a brief three-month marriage.... Read More
Tuesday, September 10 2024
Rapper Yung Gold-Chain Joins Diamond Board, Prepares to “Polish” Corporate Image
In what can only be described as a match made in luxury marketing heaven, rapper Yung Gold-Chain, known for his chart-topping hit “Slap That Diamond on My D,” has ascended to the highest ranks of International Diamond Enterprises (IDE).... Read More
Tuesday, September 10 2024
Famous Porch Pirate & Content Creator Killed by Almendia driver
Famous porch pirate and content creator JohnnyNabbs was shot and killed yesterday in a New Jersey suburban home while attempting to steal a new delivery of diapers, causing Almendia delivery drivers and customers alike to rejoice.... Read More
Monday, September 9 2024
GenSec Guard Caught “Guarding the Wrong Thing”
An anonymous tip has GenSec reeling after a guard was found in a compromising situation, but was it all just a big misunderstanding?... Read More
Saturday, May 4 2024
Celebrity in hot water after
pool party
The Gateway Report has been given exclusive access to a video of the arrest of actor Luke Liguoli after his disastrous pool party last Saturday.... Read More