Because reading about celebrities doing silly things is entertaining.
Wednesday, November 6 2024
Wall Street Broker Fired for Dropping Rhymes Instead of Dimes
A stockbroker at Jordan Investments recently got the boot—not for bad trades, but for mixing beats instead of spreadsheets during work hours.... Read More
Monday, September 16 2024
Robert Banks Signs 10-year Contract To Voice Quantz Tech
Ever want to get more of known drug-fiend Robert Banks in your life? Me neither, but here we go.... Read More
Saturday, September 14 2024
Yung Gold-Chain Changes Name to Yung Gold-Sharke, Shamelessly Courts Bank Sponsorship
In a move that’s equal parts genius and utterly shameless, rapper Yung Gold-Chain has officially rebranded himself as Yung Gold-Sharke—all in a transparent attempt to become an official partner with Gold & Sharke.... Read More
Saturday, September 14 2024
Wixia Launches VR Headset, Instant Catastrophe
In what can only be described as a tech disaster, Wixia—the same company once caught mining crypto through innocent-looking screensavers (and hilariously paying off their lawsuit in crypto)—has now flopped with their latest venture: the Wixia Immersio VR headset.... Read More
Tuesday, September 10 2024
BineCom CEO Calvin Crooks Divorces Influencer Wife, Chooses Corporate Glory Over Love (and Feet)
In a surprising yet oddly predictable turn of events, BineCom CEO Calvin Crooks has called it quits with musician and influencer Sabrina Longwood after a brief three-month marriage.... Read More
Tuesday, September 10 2024
Rapper Yung Gold-Chain Joins Diamond Board, Prepares to “Polish” Corporate Image
In what can only be described as a match made in luxury marketing heaven, rapper Yung Gold-Chain, known for his chart-topping hit “Slap That Diamond on My D,” has ascended to the highest ranks of International Diamond Enterprises (IDE).... Read More
Tuesday, September 10 2024
Famous Porch Pirate & Content Creator Killed by Almendia driver
Famous porch pirate and content creator JohnnyNabbs was shot and killed yesterday in a New Jersey suburban home while attempting to steal a new delivery of diapers, causing Almendia delivery drivers and customers alike to rejoice.... Read More
Monday, September 9 2024
GenSec Guard Caught “Guarding the Wrong Thing”
An anonymous tip has GenSec reeling after a guard was found in a compromising situation, but was it all just a big misunderstanding?... Read More
Saturday, May 4 2024
Celebrity in hot water after
pool party
The Gateway Report has been given exclusive access to a video of the arrest of actor Luke Liguoli after his disastrous pool party last Saturday.... Read More