Almendia Logistics Seeking New Drivers
$22 per hour, four days per week + bonus program!
Join our family of drivers today to start the next stage of your professional life.
Qualifications:
- A High School Diploma or GED required
- Valid driver’s license
- Driving experience
- Good geographical knowledge of the service area
Preferred Qualifications:
- Previous experience as a Delivery Driver
Apply at our website or via 555-DRIVERS
Secrets Abound
The hoard of a dragon, ransacked
Yet it is the other man’s treasure that holds the "how" and "why."
Not all is what it seems,
Only from the failures will he know the way.
Hidden in plain sight,
Obvious yet not
A lesson learned,
Mistakes of the past rectified.
Our errors call, but heed this cue:
Ignore the words that feel too true.
Mistakes mask the villain’s art,
But genuine slips will play their part.
When all is gathered, you will see,
A word revealed—your next decree.
V. Pike
Upright Young Lady Looking For A Warm Hearth
Single female with good education, moral fibre and unbending principles. Patient and sedate.
Seeking a kind, gentle partner; clergyman preferred. Favorite pastime - reading and correspondence.
Honorable gentlemen only need reply to
Miss F. Price, Mansfield Park, Northamptonshire
Stuffed Beaver For Sale
$69.99 OBO, expertly stuffed beaver.
Light up the eyes of your visitors by showing them your beautiful beaver! Delivered with all the tools necessary to care for it and keep it fresh and free from smells for years to come.
Contact Elisabeth at 555-824 6833
Looking for job
I just lost my job and need a new one. I'm experienced in finance and trading. Interests include music, spreadsheets and money. I'll take anything.
I had to sell my phone and computer but I will be in Ryan Park every day at lunch if you need to contact me. Look for a handsome guy.
Golden Dragon's Restaurant is now open!
We focus on Eastern spices and deep-fried deliciousness.
We've got deep-fried chicken, pork, shrimp, cheese, and even vegetables. All perfectly cooked to golden brown perfection!
Say "GoldenTaste" at checkout to get a 5% discount!
We Deliver Fresh Bottled Milk In NYC
Get your milk fresh as can be, circumvent those big conglomerates, and buy directly from the source. We deliver milk like your grandma used to get.
We only serve the best quality, high-fat content and deliver straight to your door.
Call Bo Viné at 555-462 6455
$1 Pizza & Sushi, 24h Per Day
Swing by Pizza ピザ NYC to fill your belly without emptying your wallet! Our chefs tirelessly ensure we serve only the best pizza and freshest sushi, available 24 hours every day.
Find us at the corner of Flatbush and Vanderbilt!
Security Personnel Wanted
$60 PER HOUR! +HAZARD PAY +YEARLY SURVIVAL BONUS
No qualifications needed, no questions asked. WE’LL TAKE ANYONE!
Fantastic pay, great hours! Just apply and start your new life in the lucrative security industry today!
Are you worried about the recent crime wave? Don’t be! We offer a generous life insurance plan for your next of kin in case of your demise and provide the best safety equipment money can buy! You are safe with us. And if not, your family is in good hands.
Call Norm at 555-868 3323
Attention Leek Lover: I Want To Meet You
The beautiful woman swinging leeks in Central Park last Saturday, I can't stop thinking about you. I left my number in your top hat. Please call me! <3
I'm available every night.
Call me at 555-582 6969
Revealing the Truth
Empower yourself gur, and embrace your orfg and eriratr through vf and abg. Unleash your true gb with or, yvxr, lbh, and razrl!
To succeed, align with the emperor and rotate wisely to reveal the truth.