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Almendia Logistics Seeking New Drivers

$22 per hour, four days per week + bonus program!

Join our family of drivers today to start the next stage of your professional life.

Qualifications:

  • A High School Diploma or GED required
  • Valid driver’s license
  • Driving experience
  • Good geographical knowledge of the service area

Preferred Qualifications:

  • Previous experience as a Delivery Driver

Apply at our website or via 555-DRIVERS

Violent Crime Support Group Is Open To New Members

As we all know, crime in NYC has gotten much worse lately; even in good neighborhoods, you can’t feel safe! Daylight robberies, gunfire, and explosions, with even the police running around with military-grade equipment!

If You, or anyone you know, has been a victim of any of these traumatizing events, reach out and speak with other survivors. Our group is open to anyone, and many of our members feel better when they can talk about their ordeal.

Call Sharon at 555-461 2843

Upright Young Lady Looking For A Warm Hearth

Single female with good education, moral fibre and unbending principles. Patient and sedate.
Seeking a kind, gentle partner; clergyman preferred. Favorite pastime - reading and correspondence.

Honorable gentlemen only need reply to
Miss F. Price, Mansfield Park, Northamptonshire

Stuffed Beaver For Sale

$69.99 OBO, expertly stuffed beaver.
Light up the eyes of your visitors by showing them your beautiful beaver! Delivered with all the tools necessary to care for it and keep it fresh and free from smells for years to come.

Contact Elisabeth at 555-824 6833

Looking for job

I just lost my job and need a new one. I'm experienced in finance and trading. Interests include music, spreadsheets and money. I'll take anything.

I had to sell my phone and computer but I will be in Ryan Park every day at lunch if you need to contact me. Look for a handsome guy.

Golden Dragon's Restaurant is now open!

We focus on Eastern spices and deep-fried deliciousness.

We've got deep-fried chicken, pork, shrimp, cheese, and even vegetables. All perfectly cooked to golden brown perfection!

Say "GoldenTaste" at checkout to get a 5% discount!

We Deliver Fresh Bottled Milk In NYC

Get your milk fresh as can be, circumvent those big conglomerates, and buy directly from the source. We deliver milk like your grandma used to get.

We only serve the best quality, high-fat content and deliver straight to your door.

Call Bo Viné at 555-462 6455

$1 Pizza & Sushi, 24h Per Day

Swing by Pizza ピザ NYC to fill your belly without emptying your wallet! Our chefs tirelessly ensure we serve only the best pizza and freshest sushi, available 24 hours every day.

Find us at the corner of Flatbush and Vanderbilt!

Security Personnel Wanted

$60 PER HOUR! +HAZARD PAY +YEARLY SURVIVAL BONUS

No qualifications needed, no questions asked. WE’LL TAKE ANYONE!

Fantastic pay, great hours! Just apply and start your new life in the lucrative security industry today!

Are you worried about the recent crime wave? Don’t be! We offer a generous life insurance plan for your next of kin in case of your demise and provide the best safety equipment money can buy! You are safe with us. And if not, your family is in good hands.

Call Norm at 555-868 3323

Attention Leek Lover: I Want To Meet You

The beautiful woman swinging leeks in Central Park last Saturday, I can't stop thinking about you. I left my number in your top hat. Please call me! <3

I'm available every night.
Call me at 555-582 6969

Selling a garage

I've become a new man and discovered walking. Therefore I'm selling my car and garage! Goodbye car! Car port not included.

Call me at 555-886-5102