The Gateway Report can exclusively reveal that car manufacturer Buffler and logistics giant Almendia have struck a new partnership deal.
The collaboration will see Buffler producing an entire fleet of new delivery vehicles for Almendia, designed to keep up with the skyrocketing demand for packages across the city. The deal, said to be worth billions (because that’s what you say in these announcements), means Buffler will crank out a slew of delivery trucks, while Almendia plans to go on a hiring spree to fill them with drivers. In a joint statement, both companies expressed excitement over the “synergy” this partnership creates, which is corporate speak for “let’s make a shit ton of money.” Shareholders seem to agree, as both stocks are already starting to rise.