Thursday, September 5 2024
Andrew Kang for President? Scry Digital Stock Surges, But Not for the Reason You’d Expect
In a surprising twist that has left political pundits and investors scratching their heads, Congressman James D. Carter recently hinted in an interview that the infamous CEO of Scry Digital, Andrew Kang, might be eyeing a run for president. Read More
Thursday, September 5 2024
Almendia Faces Stock Plunge Amid Delivery Delays and Customer Complaints
Almendia, a leading supplier of household goods, is facing a significant downturn in its stock value following widespread reports of extensive delivery delays. Read More
Tuesday, September 3 2024
Introducing Financial Reporting
We’re launching a new finance section on our website, covering the latest stock market news. Read More
Wednesday, August 21 2024
Criminal Goes Missing From Court
Today's headlines: Criminal Terror Plagues The City, Our Future At Risk?, Honest Jeweler Brutally Killed, Criminal Goes Missing From Court & Sloppy Security Increases Crime. Read More
Monday, August 19 2024
Courthouse under attack
Read an exclusive inside report from the New York courtroom where a breakout attempt is currently underway. Read More
Wednesday, August 14 2024
Judge Maintains Hardline on Crime
Judge Green's tough sentencing in the wake of NYC's recent crime wave has sparked growing controversy and speculation about his potential move into politics. Read More
Tuesday, July 30 2024
Booming sales in Diamond trade despite lackluster financial situation
Despite troubled economic growth on average, these NYC diamond traders are turning economic pressure, into literal diamonds.... Read More
Tuesday, July 23 2024
Missing Cat Spotted in Alleyway
Erwin, the cat that went missing and became famous from his wanted poster a few months back, has been spotted near Ashton Fine Jewelry store.... Read More
Wednesday, July 10 2024
Police Plea Caution for Crime Onlookers
The SBC bank in downtown NYC has been robbed multiple time since it was opened. Yet a recent trend is causing headaches for the NYPD and their efforts to prevent civilian casualties.... Read More
Saturday, June 29 2024
From Gold to Lead for NYPD
The 52nd precinct was recently given the dubious honor of safekeeping large quantities of impounded gold.... Read More
Saturday, June 29 2024
Clowns Outsmart Authorities
Todays headlines: A race to wealth, Clowns outsmart authorities & Tech giant becomes X-eptionally outspoken. Read More
Tuesday, June 25 2024
All dogs, no dudes – what’s up with Hawt Dawgh?
Mystery surrounds New York as the hot dog people seems to have vanished into thin air.... Read More
Tuesday, June 11 2024
AI Surveillance – An Infringement on Our Integrity?
With the recent uptick in artificial intelligence, the technology has now gnawed its way into public spaces – and our integrity.... Read More
Tuesday, June 4 2024
Woman finds military-grade drone equipped with guns in her ventilation
Noticing a whistling sound and poor airflow in her air ducts, Ms. Veronica Rarcher did what most people would and called a ventilation company to clean her ventilation ducts.... Read More
Friday, May 31 2024
The handle mystery finally solved
After weeks of speculation and frustration, the inexplicable case with the missing door handles has finally found a resolution.... Read More
Wednesday, May 22 2024
A Golden Opportunity for Soon Defunct Bronx Police Station
As the result of a raid on a Brooklyn gold investment firm, the 51st precinct of the NY police has seized what they refer to as “a truckload” of gold.”... Read More
Wednesday, May 22 2024
Enough to make you Scry
Following the bold daylight raid by armed assailants against the Scry Digital NYC data center last year, CEO Andrew Kang has doubled down on his commitment to AI-based security solutions.... Read More
Wednesday, May 15 2024
A real stinker of a trial brings attention to Gun & Animal Rights
The woman who attempted to rob a fast food restaurant using a skunk as a weapon received unexpected help from unexpected allies in gun and animal rights organizations.... Read More
Sunday, May 12 2024
Drug dealer suing NY state makes headway
Earlier in the year, Mr Harkin sued NY State for supposed antitrust violations. Now, his case is making headway in the courts.... Read More
Saturday, May 4 2024
Celebrity in hot water after
pool party
The Gateway Report has been given exclusive access to a video of the arrest of actor Luke Liguoli after his disastrous pool party last Saturday.... Read More
Thursday, May 2 2024
Intacto Insurance reports loss despite new customer growth
Earlier this year, the insurance company Intacto Insurance was popping champagne after a surge in new customers, thanks to (frankly mediocre) marketing tactics and fresh policies.... Read More