Thursday, April 17 2025
Local Lunatic Replaces Eggs with Milk Jugs, Tries to “Win Easter”
In what authorities are calling “deeply unhinged but technically legal,” a local man has purchased every Easter egg within a 200-mile radius and replaced them with used milk jugs.... Read More
Friday, March 21 2025
Stare Exhibitionist at Surphaze Causes Life Regrets
Surphaze Art Gallery has always been known for pushing artistic boundaries, but their latest exhibit might just be their boldest (and most uncomfortable) yet.... Read More
Wednesday, February 26 2025
Missing Editor Found Vibing in Abandoned Theme Park, Just Needed To “Chill A Bit”
After an almost four-month hiatus, our coworker has finally been found. And you will never guess where.... Read More
Saturday, February 15 2025
Love or Lawsuit? Millionaire Sues Date for “Stealing Their Heart”
Steven B. Steelin, former Wixia board member turned full-time luxury enjoyer, is taking legal action after what he describes as “the most expensive emotional heist of the decade.”... Read More
Tuesday, February 4 2025
Millionaire Sues Bodyguard for Keeping Them Too Alive
In a lawsuit that redefines “first-world problems,” a wealthy socialite is taking their personal security guard to court for being too protective.... Read More
Friday, January 17 2025
Radio Host Off Air, On Trial
Popular radio show host Cecilia “Ceedee” Dugg, best known for her morning talk show Wake Up with Ceedee, was arrested this week after her on-air tirade against an intern.... Read More