Thursday, July 31 2025
Local Garage Held Hostage by Pretentious Advertising Campaign
Locals were stunned last night to discover a towering wall of cardboard boxes blocking a local garage, right next to a sign that very clearly says “Please Do Not Block Garage.”... Read More
Thursday, July 17 2025
Rapper Yung Gold Rebrands (Again) to Secure Bling-Based Legacy
In what experts are calling “a masterclass in shameless self-reinvention,” rapper and serial name-changer formerly known as Yung Gold-Sharke has once again rebranded.... Read More
Tuesday, July 1 2025
Studio Greenlights Movie Inspired By Broken Sign
“Roadfam” will follow four strangers, one ghost dog, and a cursed Buffler car across America. Hollywood may have finally run out of ideas, and this time, it’s literal.... Read More
Thursday, May 22 2025
Recipe of the Week: Dan Dan Noodles
Today's recipe is something myself and my husband cooked up over the weekend - Dan Dan Noodles, a Sichuan Recipe you can easily do at home! Read More
Thursday, April 17 2025
Local Lunatic Replaces Eggs with Milk Jugs, Tries to “Win Easter”
In what authorities are calling “deeply unhinged but technically legal,” a local man has purchased every Easter egg within a 200-mile radius and replaced them with used milk jugs.... Read More
Friday, March 21 2025
Stare Exhibitionist at Surphaze Causes Life Regrets
Surphaze Art Gallery has always been known for pushing artistic boundaries, but their latest exhibit might just be their boldest (and most uncomfortable) yet.... Read More